SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

Douche:hey
Nice girl:
Douche:HEY
Nice girl:what?
Douche:you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl:excuse me?
Douche:yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl:isn't that a label they put on small objects?