SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
| Douche: | hey |
| Nice girl: | |
| Douche: | HEY |
| Nice girl: | what? |
| Douche: | you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick |
| Nice girl: | excuse me? |
| Douche: | yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros* |
| Nice girl: | isn't that a label they put on small objects? |